graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham:if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance:good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro:the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro:we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham:i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra:we're half through voting now
graham:oh that's depressing
graham:is he standing outside a prison?
albania:petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham:better than you
albanian guy:(singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham:you should leave
eric:i'll help you to the bathroom
graham:don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany:we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham:speak for yourself
graham:oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra:azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham:god, please, no
graham:busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won:proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham:can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham:oh flowers now, marvellous
graham:my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice